Psychological Guidance for Will Creatures
towards Personal Perfection and Free Choice
NO ONE CAN USE USC HEADING TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT FIRST GETTING APPROVAL OF P.D.OUSPENSKY AND THE PSYCHOLOGICAL GUIDANCE COMMITTEE ON WHICH MR. OUSPENSKY SITS.
FOURTH WAY MASTER TEACHER
Helps aspirants to consciousness learn the Fourth Way, which is a clear means to control lower parts of the organism and gain total mastery over imaginary-picture-of-self.
STRATEGIC CRAP ANALYSER
Practices notions of advanced cynicism for military and civil defence purposes. He knows this will be taken antinot seriously by amateurs.
Conscious being able to see enzyme level variations, proffers Jobs Tears Seed / Spirulina complex herbal medicine called GRAZOPH that clears contaminent-caused diseases such as Alzheimer's or Parkinson's.
DRUG SELF-CONTROL EDUCATORS
Because the sovereign individual must be free to make personal choices, those recreational drugs which are not patently dangerous are not illegal, these are to give help to people to overcome addictions and control their own habits; must be one who has overcome same habit and has power and knowledge over it
Expert in reducing-to-harmless the 36 Tonal Mind Poisons that can accrue in the mind. Mind Poisons ruin people's lives because they can make one lose life possibilities.
PARENTAL-CLASS TEACHER CERTIFIER
Provides authorization and ranks those qualified to teach parenting classes.
PARENTAL CLASS TEACHER
Helps young adults become good parents.
SUICIDE ALTERNATIVES COUNSELORS
Those who prove to be talented with offering understandable alternatives to those contemplating suicide.
USC CURRENCY ISSUANCE PLAN
USC ECONOMIC PLAN
Psych-Ops Fascist Cricket, formerly false claims artist, said to be Mashun's former lawyer, I dismember and pack with dwarves whenever he practices evil lies again.